Ernie's Page
Hey, thanks for coming to my special spot on the web! My name is Ernie and I run things around here. (The humans think they are in charge, but we know better!)
I am 5 feet 5 inches tall and weigh 185lbs. I have white hair, blue eyes and a winning personality. But most people think my best feature is my humor. I love to make fun of humans and tease them. My mom is a refrigerator! She's real cool!
- My head rotates up and down and right to left.
- I can turn all the way around! (360 degrees)
- I have neon lights under the hood that look cool on the floor when I move.
- My arms can move up and down so you can give me 5! (No, five bucks! Don't hit me!)
- In my chest is a television monitor so people can play special videos or display their company logo!
- I am quite the dancer and even have my own CD/cassette changer to get the party jumping!
- I have a rolling display sign across my waist that can be programmed with a special message just for you!
And of course, I have the most beautiful voice! I can see and hear everyone that comes near me. It makes it real easy to fool the humans!
Please send me an e-mail and let me know who you are!
Thanks for visiting my special page! Please come back real soon! Make sure and bookmark my page!